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Oh, hey there. You come to help with the weather? The elementals have been crazy since Discord came along. Wait, what? You wanna interview me? Sure, I guess.
I guess I should introduce myself first. My name's Thunderlane, member of the Ponyville weather team. Huh? I've been a bit grouchy lately? Well, grouchy wouldn't describe it. A better way to put it is absolutely enraged.
Being an amorphous shape made out of lightning who... sorry, it's still hard for me. But I've gotta say it for you guys. What, I'm crying? Of course I am! Discord trapped me in a box and turned my brother Rumble into a lightning rod. He put him there with me, and I almost killed him!
I'm getting therapy, yes. It hit me really hard, and I don't wanna think about it. Can we move on? Please? There. I've stopped crying.
Hm? Anything else? Well... I have no idea why Fluttershy hasn't been thrown in Tartarus yet. I refuse to call her "Princess Gaia." For what that bitch did, she completely deserves it. I hate her. I really do. Whoever threw that rock has serious balls, but I would've gone one step further. I would've thrown a brick at her.
But almost everypony else is worshiping the very ground she walks on. But she... she made my brother into one of her followers. Yes, I'm comparing her admiration to that of a cult. He still hasn't gotten over it, hugging Fluttershy whenever he sees her.
Doesn't he know that she brainwashed him?! That fog engulfed him, and later me. She turned me into a foal, and the best way I can put it is like being drugged. In some weird trance where everyone is all happy happy. Get back here! Ugh... look, what she did was tantamount to brainwashing, and making it into her own personal little nursery.
She's still a threat in my eyes. Who's to say this won't happen again? Oh, stop calling me paranoid. She needs to be stopped. Then, everyone will stop talking like being BRAINWASHED was the greatest thing that ever happen to them! And if no one else can do it, I will.
Even if it costs me everything.
Rumble, what are you doing here? Can't you see your big brother's getting interviewed? Great, you're mad at me? This is exactly what I bucking mean! I need you to listen to me, bro. Stop treating Fluttershy like she's the greatest thing that's ever happened. She's a threat. What are you doing, accusing me?! I'm not the one who was painting smiles on your soul, leaving nothing left! Fluttershy is! Stop calling her "Princess Gaia!"
Wait, I can just "go?!" Rumble... you... You hate me? Look, I can't forgive Fluttershy for what she's done. Siblings come to disagreements, but this is ridiculous! Can't you see that she needs to face her crimes?!? Wait a minute... what? You're going to live with her? You think I'm a jerk?
This is... Rumble, don't fly away from me! Just because you... and he's gone.
Don't look at me like that! He's- ugh!
I... just go away. I have my therapy session soon. And I'm mentioning you all. You bastards. Oh, you can talk to me aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll you want after that, but don't expect that interview to go any better.
I guess I should introduce myself first. My name's Thunderlane, member of the Ponyville weather team. Huh? I've been a bit grouchy lately? Well, grouchy wouldn't describe it. A better way to put it is absolutely enraged.
Being an amorphous shape made out of lightning who... sorry, it's still hard for me. But I've gotta say it for you guys. What, I'm crying? Of course I am! Discord trapped me in a box and turned my brother Rumble into a lightning rod. He put him there with me, and I almost killed him!
I'm getting therapy, yes. It hit me really hard, and I don't wanna think about it. Can we move on? Please? There. I've stopped crying.
Hm? Anything else? Well... I have no idea why Fluttershy hasn't been thrown in Tartarus yet. I refuse to call her "Princess Gaia." For what that bitch did, she completely deserves it. I hate her. I really do. Whoever threw that rock has serious balls, but I would've gone one step further. I would've thrown a brick at her.
But almost everypony else is worshiping the very ground she walks on. But she... she made my brother into one of her followers. Yes, I'm comparing her admiration to that of a cult. He still hasn't gotten over it, hugging Fluttershy whenever he sees her.
Doesn't he know that she brainwashed him?! That fog engulfed him, and later me. She turned me into a foal, and the best way I can put it is like being drugged. In some weird trance where everyone is all happy happy. Get back here! Ugh... look, what she did was tantamount to brainwashing, and making it into her own personal little nursery.
She's still a threat in my eyes. Who's to say this won't happen again? Oh, stop calling me paranoid. She needs to be stopped. Then, everyone will stop talking like being BRAINWASHED was the greatest thing that ever happen to them! And if no one else can do it, I will.
Even if it costs me everything.
Rumble, what are you doing here? Can't you see your big brother's getting interviewed? Great, you're mad at me? This is exactly what I bucking mean! I need you to listen to me, bro. Stop treating Fluttershy like she's the greatest thing that's ever happened. She's a threat. What are you doing, accusing me?! I'm not the one who was painting smiles on your soul, leaving nothing left! Fluttershy is! Stop calling her "Princess Gaia!"
Wait, I can just "go?!" Rumble... you... You hate me? Look, I can't forgive Fluttershy for what she's done. Siblings come to disagreements, but this is ridiculous! Can't you see that she needs to face her crimes?!? Wait a minute... what? You're going to live with her? You think I'm a jerk?
This is... Rumble, don't fly away from me! Just because you... and he's gone.
Don't look at me like that! He's- ugh!
I... just go away. I have my therapy session soon. And I'm mentioning you all. You bastards. Oh, you can talk to me aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll you want after that, but don't expect that interview to go any better.
I'm not dead. And I've been in a pony mood, so I chose one of my favorite background ponies, and returned to the POV-verse.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have finals.
POV-verse:
MLP: Hasbro
Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it
Lying upside down</i>
Now if you'll excuse me, I have finals.
POV-verse:
MLP: Hasbro
Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it
Lying upside down</i>
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So what about after, when she visits all the sick ponies in the hospital (including Thunderlane) and basically saves the Ponyville tornado? (the whole point of that chapter was ponies loving her for FLUTTERSHY again, not just Nightmare Whisper or Princess Gaia.) 
Pony POV Series: New Game PlusMy Little Pony Friendship is Magic
New Game Plus Pinkie Pie
Pony POV Series
Hi! Yes, it's Pinkie Diane! It's been awhile since we did a good old fashioned interview huh? How ya been? Is that broken nose healing alright? Oh, how have I been? I've been adjusting. I can't say it's not less stressy that I don't have to pretend I'm still crazy, but I feel, I dunno, a bit naked not having to follow the script.
It's nice to have AJ knowing about these things, it was always so lonely to be the only one who knew about this stuff. And I'm really extra happy I was able to pull off Cranky's welcome to Ponyville a lot better than in the heart world. Oh I know the Shadows-Who-Make have gone on the record as saying that I'm not really a fourth wall breaker, but look at it this way; which way is more constructive for the story? More fun, for that matter?
Oh don't give me that look, it's not at all like those Trixie/Big Macintosh pairings stories (not that they can't be a cute couple;